Watching Mark Cuban Squeel Is...AWESOME!

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Created on Monday, 26 April 2010 03:56

Last Updated on Thursday, 16 May 2013 07:51

Written by Paul Greco

TNT seems to have the “Cuban Cam” on the entire game and they just wait for that one special moment when he melts down to show us why he is one of the most hated personalities in the NBA. Thanks Mark. Even though the Spurs made my night, watching you flail, toss your arms up in disgust, and constantly argue every call the referees made tonight was priceless.

I’d hate to honor the one man in basketball I despise the most, but since it’s for a good cause I’m going to take one for the teams. That’s why I came up with the “Cuban Drinking Game.” Mark Cuban that is.

DISCLAIMER: "Cuban Drinking Game" is intended for entertainment purposes only. In no way do I suggest that anyone actually attempt to play this game. If played, there is a serious risk of various alcohol related hazards, up to and including death. Alcohol should not be treated carelessly and I urge you to reconsider should you actually be thinking of playing any drinking games. Should you in fact choose to play this game I assume no responsibility for any health problem you may experience whatsoever. Your decisions are yours and yours alone. If you do decide to have a drinking game, please stay home. Have your guests stay over. I do not assume responsibility for actions undertaken by individuals who become intoxicated. With that disclaimer aside, however, please do not drive any time after having even one drink. It is dangerous, irresponsible and illegal. If you do, count on requiring the services of a criminal defense attorney. The reason I plead with you all not to actually put this game into practice is because they are designed to focus on repeating moments in the game. The vast majority of the games would have you doing more shots than a human body can withstand. For your own sake, play this game with Kool-Aid. Once again, I do not assume any legal, financial or any other responsibility whatsoever for decisions made by you or your guests in relation to this game or any period thereafter..

Ok, now that I have legal off my butt, let’s get to the game shall we.

First, let’s start off with what you’ll need in order to prepare yourself for Game 5. Each player must have a shot glass and beer. Since it’s going to be a long night, I suggest starting off with some lite beer. If you’re in college and on a tight budget, go with the Texas choice, Lone Star.

Each player takes one shot of beer every time:

1. Cuban’s name is spoken by the announcers

2. When Cuban’s grill is plastered on the screen

3. The moment Cuban stands up and crosses his arms in disgust over a referees call

4. When Cuban talks to the referees

5. When Cuban puts his head in his hands

6. Every time the Dallas Mavericks loss the lead

7. When Cuban walks onto the court at any point during the game

8. All drinks missed while taking a time out (bathroom or food refill etc) will be considered a penalty and doubled after the time out is over

Make your competitors drink

· When you spot Cuban on the screen when the game is actually going on

Alright, now you have the “Cuban Rules” and the only thing left to do is wait until Game 5 when the Spurs travel to Dallas to take on Cuban’s Mavericks. There’s nothing better than beer, your friends, and watching the San Antonio Spurs win. Go Spurs Go.

Ok, what else can we add to this new and exciting drinking game.  Share your thoughts below with a comment.